Saturday, November 7, 2009

sarcastic quotes

i stumbled upon a website
full of sarcastic/ironic quotes and things lyk tt..
<3 it!

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
- Ashleigh Brilliant

“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”
- Victor Borge

“Stay with me; I want to be alone”
- Joey Adams

“One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.”
- Will Durant

“I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
- Chandler Bing

“Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people.”
- Sarcasm Society

No comments: